Michael Donnell Funchie

On November 4, 2025 at approximately 2:07 P.M., Minneapolis Park Police Officers responded to Pimento On the Lake, a business located within Minneapolis, Hennepin County, Minnesota. Call remarks indicated a female was crying and then was shoved to the ground by a male. Upon arrival, B. N. (the Victim herein) indicated that her boyfriend, Michael Funchie (the Defendant herein) "spazzed" at her. The Victim stated that they had been drinking when suddenly the Defendant stood up and scratched her face.

The Defendant then grabbed her by her neck, pinned her to the seat, and prevented her from standing up. The Defendant then hit her in the face with an empty beer can. The Victim continually repeated the phrase "I'm terrified" to officers. An identified Witness stated he heard a female scream outside the building and rushed outside. The Witness saw the Defendant hitting the Victim with an open hand. The Defendant then wrapped his hand around the Victim's neck. The Defendant was insulting the Victim throughout the altercation.

The Witness called the police for help. The Victim is one of the Defendant's family or household members under Minn. Stat. 518B.01, subd. 2, as the Victim and Defendant are romantic partners.